I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
