I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
