Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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