i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
