I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You made out with two different species that night
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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