Come see our sink grown plant.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
