What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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