Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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