Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
tell me about the fingering
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