Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
tell me about the fingering
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