so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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