I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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