I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you win again, gameday.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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