in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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