he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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