found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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