The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
thus making me awesome and them whores
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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