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Moan for me like Helen Keller
I met the friendliest cop last night
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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