Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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