if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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