So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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