Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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