you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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