Whatcha textin bout Willis?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
