I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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