We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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