Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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