I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
is wine microwaveable?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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