We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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