I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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