i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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