dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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