the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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