after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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