windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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