I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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