You're so nebulous sometimes
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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