Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize