he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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