brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
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I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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