So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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