is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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