omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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