Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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