i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It's blow job season.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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