come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize
