your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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