all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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