I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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