you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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