come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You can't motorboat a personality
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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