I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Randomize
