there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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