white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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