she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
is it fun? or sober?
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