Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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