If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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