theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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